CAUTION! FALLING DEBRIS

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krusca:

apparently theres some shit flying around about stevetony vs stevebucky and whether ones better than the other THE ONLY SOLUTION HERE IS OT3: STARKBUCKS

Asker sirdef Asks:
tony showing up at steve's apartment after the events of cap 2 and opening with "HOW DARE YOU do you know how RARE vibranium IS and you just LET IT FALL what if they HADN'T FOUND IT steve WHAT IF and you JOKE ABOUT IT to people" while patting him and hugging him and making sure he isn't injured injured and steve rolls his eyes and gives him a big hug. "you are moving to new york asap i have to chaperone your shield you can stay in the tower" tony grumbles into steve's neck
superwholockgoestonightvale superwholockgoestonightvale Said:

everybodyilovedies:

"Okay, I can maybe keep a toothbrush there while I’m away-"

"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING NOW."

And Steve hesitantly explains how he needs to go find Bucky, and Tonyis like “FUCK NO YUO’RE NOT” and then Sam shows up five minutes late with Starbucks and enters into a kitchen full of Steve/Tony fighting.

When Tony finally storms out Sam is like “Sooooo…. that’s why you keep turning down Natasha’s dates” and Steve is like WHAT. NO. WHAT. *reddest face ever and totally not from the fight* And Sam is like “yeah. uh-huh. I got it now.”

And maybe Steve sticks a freaking toothbrush at Stark Avengers Tower to make Tony happy. And drags along some stupid Stark!tech on his world wide tour of spying on Bucky so that Tony can jabber in his ear about how unsafe this is and how he needs to take better care of himself and DON’T DRINK THE WATER STEVE THIS IS MEXICO DON’T YOU KNOW ANYTHING.

alehedz:

The Sexual Tension Is

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Steve is up late with Tony in the lab watching infomercials with dummy, when dummy appears to start pining after the fancy vacuum cleaner on tv.
superwholockgoestonightvale superwholockgoestonightvale Said:

everybodyilovedies:

OH NO IT’S TOO FUCKING CUUTEEEEEEEE. Here, I’ll try and do something extra-special for you bc it’s so cute:

Timestamp: 04·22·14_01·25

Trigger: Television

Run Program: Watch{Television}

Running.

Program_Watch{Television} successfully executed!

Timestamp: 04·22·14_01·30

"Hey, DUM-E: go microwave us up some popcorn."

Trigger: Command{Tony_Popcorn}

Run Program: Make{Popcorn}

Run Subroutine: Microwave

Running.

Running.

Fire.

Trigger: Fire!

Run Program: FireExtinguisher

Running.

Running.

"Oh fuck, DUM-E, not all over the-"

Program_FireExtinguisher successfully executed!

Timestamp: 04·22·14_01·45

"No, here. Let me-"

"He’s a worthless piece of-"

"Don’t say that: you know how upset it makes him. Here, just let me towel-"

"I can dry my own hair-"

"Yeah, but you like it better when I do it."

"… Shut up. Stop smiling."

"Sorry, you’re too cute when you’re mad. Can’t help myself."

"Captain America is a jerk who delights in the suffering of others. That’ll be the New York Post, this morning."

"No it won’t. Come here, you."

Trigger: Television

Run Program: Watch{Television}

Running. 

Running.

Trigger: Vacuum cleaner.

Run Program: ….

Trigger: Vacuum cleaner.

Run Program: …

Trigger: Vacuum cleaner.

Run Program: …

"Mmmph, Steve-"

"Mmmmm, Tony-“

"You kiss like a- mmph- teenager-"

"You want me stop?"

"Never said that, oh, hey… yeah…”

Add Program: Trigger[Love]\Run(Kiss)

Trigger: Vacuum cleaner.

Run Program: Kiss{Vacuum cleaner}

Running.

Running.

Program_Kiss{Vacuum cleaner} successfully executed!

Timestamp: 04·22·14_02·00

"Uh, Steve?"

"Yeah, Tony?"

"… is my robot humping the TV?"

Running.

Running.

Running.

overnight-shipping:

somethingkarezirelated:

drjohnham1shwatson:

thewinchestersandthedoctor:

plotphii2h:

anneboleynvevo:

blisslovehappiness:

[INTERNALLY SCREAMING]

PUT YOUR FAITH IN WHAT YOU MOST BELIEVE IN
TWO WORLDS
ONE FAMILY

wait for it

we’re all waiting for that one person to show up..

he’ll be here just wait

wait for it

Heeeeeeere perchu perchu perchu…

overnight-shipping:

somethingkarezirelated:

drjohnham1shwatson:

thewinchestersandthedoctor:

plotphii2h:

anneboleynvevo:

blisslovehappiness:

[INTERNALLY SCREAMING]

PUT YOUR FAITH IN WHAT YOU MOST BELIEVE IN

TWO WORLDS

ONE FAMILY

wait for it

we’re all waiting for that one person to show up..

he’ll be here just wait

wait for it

Heeeeeeere perchu perchu perchu…

(via dandaniscrazy)

complexguysweetheart:

okay but like

if you honestly believe that steve rogers is a person that stands for everything the us government stands for i can’t take you seriously???

just because he’s captain america and he’s patriotic doesn’t mean that he trusts the government, he trusts the ideals that the government parrots that they never follow

steve rogers doesn’t believe in the america of the politicians, he believes in the america they like to flap gums about, the america that’s a home to all people and a haven for new lives and a place of diversity and truth; it’s why he doesn’t trust shield at all, he doesn’t trust the politics and lying and lying by omission 

steve wouldn’t be on the government’s side of history; if anything, he’d be a virulent opposer of it. steve’s the people’s hero, not the government’s poster boy 

(via raggedywings)

sheriffjake:

kingtomcat:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU

I WILL SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA, BELIEVE IT

sheriffjake:

kingtomcat:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU

I WILL SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA, BELIEVE IT

(via dandaniscrazy)

chancemaycrown:

hastopee:

longlivethemoose:

Gone, but not forgotten

What about Adam?!

It’s official. Even Sam’s shoe is more important than Adam.

(via castiel-angels)

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

(via raggedywings)

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

(via fandomfrolics)

fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

(via raggedywings)

lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

(via bill-holmes)

consulting-cannibal:

i hope those pictures of misha and tahmoh on the playground are not only them messing around,

but also cas and gadreel having an important meeting like

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(via luciferwearsamwinchester)

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

(via luciferwearsamwinchester)