Just a reminder to the world that there is this glorious feminist thing called the Hawkeye Initiative. Where people draw Hawkeye (and possibly other avengers) in various sexual poses that comic artists generally depict women in.
the greatest thing in the universe.
[recipe for destruction]
-DON’T HURT ME, I’M HUMAN, I DON’T HEAL FAST.
-Only I’m allowed to do that, pup.
-DON’T SHOVE YOUR FINGERS IN THE OUTLET!
-Stiles, he’s a werewolf, it won’t hurt him for long, it’ll be painful and he’ll know not to do it again.
-DON’T EAT MUD!
-Stiles is right, it tastes absolutely horribly.
-DON’T SCRATCH GRADPA!
-Don’t scratch Stiles’ father, he has a gun and knows how to use it.
-YOU’RE NOT GOING HUNTING!
-Of course you can go, bring us back a rabbit for dinner.
Because I’m pretty sure Stiles would be the over protective, paranoid kind of father and Derek would be like… he’s a werewolf, meh, I turned out okay and my mom let me eat mud.